April 9, 2004
Genre(s): Comedy, Thriller, Crime
Jimmy “The Tulip” Tudeski lives a quiet life. He spends his days making gourmet meals and obsessively cleaning his house. He has his old neighbor, Nicholas “Oz” Oseransky to thank for that. Oz supplied the falsified dental records former hit-man Jimmy needed to go into retirement. Jimmy’s wife Jill is a supposed assassin, but she has never managed a clean hit. Jimmy’s solitude is interrupted when Oz appears on the doorstep one day. He wants to cash in a favor. His wife is held captive by the Hungarian mob. They are led by Jimmy’s schoolyard rival and famed hit-man Lazlo Gogolack. The whole nine yards won’t be enough for Jimmy, Jill and Oz as they butt heads with the Hungarian Mafia.